are they really cougars if they think you're a grandpa then, or are they just stupid are you into ditzes or cougars, now im confused
yeah yeah, i'm the older woman ...and gold-digger kind of that's why i have a job so i'm at least not totally just living off of sei plus then i can afford the nerd stuff chihiro's into if i have my own money but also i think i need to quit bc i kind of want to die every time i go to work
[ yoga instructor is not a job made for emerald. this is the worst idea seijuro has ever had. but he keeps turning down all of emerald's ideas. ]
i mean raven knew how old i was, and angela was a bit weirded out at first when she realized i'm like 16 years younger but now she's still totally down to do whatever so yeah cougars
wait why are you working a job you have two boyfriends you should be like set for life in this place
sei wants me to have other interests besides hanging out and housework and shooting things
ive been a yoga instructor for a couple weeks now and it is a special kind of hell i ended up telling my class that i run a silent class so that everyone learns to accept the energies around them and turn off their own which is fine bc i just have like a slideshow that has the positions and then i do them and then they do them but then the last five minutes of class when they're allowed to talk i realize they are literally the worst people in the world no marsha im not vegan and i dont think eat hemp hearts is going to improve your inner purity and if you ask one more time im going to shoot you so your soul can be one with the universe
i wanted to try stunt driving but sei said it's too dangerous
I'm trying to figure out if it's his low-key way of saying it's not good enough for his family (which I doubt he'll ever say but his dad is awful), he knows but he doesn't understand, or he's just a worry wart.
thankfully not your level of bad dad i'd do it for him if it got that bad they're like super-rich and powerful enough to put the schnees to shame though so they're so in the public eye i get anxiety thinking about it sometimes but i think it'd be hard to hide something like that
[ ...because that's.. something she might have to deal with someday. emerald doesn't like being the center of attention, thanks. her semblance isn't great in crowds and she won't be able to carry around weapons if she ends up going to Japan. She kind of hopes they just stay here in Prismatica forever, even if she knows that's impractical. ]
I know I mean he approved of yoga instructor so it's probably not that i think i'm more worried about it than he isbut he said I can't be his bodyguard because he can't date his bodyguard so I don't know also no security expert or fighting of any kind basically he's also a complete worry wart too though so it's probably that he made me bring an extra pair of clothes in case i got wet on the log flume like that level of worrier so probably right?
Yeah but what if I get to Japan and my aura doesn't work anymore? Like how Dust doesn't do anything in space. They don't have anything like that in his world.
I barely have more experience than you so who knows
I have to learn how to drive first anyway so who knows if I'll even get the hang of it well enough to do stunts
I have a custom one I want made, let's go costume shopping sometime.
so what? you still know how to fight better than most hell, then being on your A-game would matter more since one wrong move can really ruin everything so basically him telling you not to do anything with fighting seems stupid
i'm almost afraid to ask but what's the costume you want made
I don't think he means I can't practice, I think it's more like there aren't exactly giant lizard monsters that are going to come out of the ocean and attack japan so while i'll obviously stay in shape and prepared, i don't need to go putting myself purposely in danger that makes sense to me
idk its some character chihiro likes with green hair and cat ears her main outfit is like booty shorts and thigh highs so i'm going to get one of the special event ones because I don't think her shorts can handle my hips without it turning into a thong
[He's going to say that there's no way he feels like going shopping for the outfit that her boyfriend's probably going to get a boner for, but it occurs to him that if he does
he'll see her in the costume before her boyfriend does
and the asshole in him is on board with that idea.]
that sounds really stupid but you know what why not maybe i'll find something worth wearing
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as long as they aren't like... saggy anyway
oh right you're their Older Woman
rob the cradle
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are you into ditzes or cougars, now im confused
yeah yeah, i'm the older woman
...and gold-digger kind of
that's why i have a job so i'm at least not totally just living off of sei
plus then i can afford the nerd stuff chihiro's into if i have my own money
but also i think i need to quit bc i kind of want to die every time i go to work
[ yoga instructor is not a job made for emerald. this is the worst idea seijuro has ever had. but he keeps turning down all of emerald's ideas. ]
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yeah
cougars
wait why are you working a job
you have two boyfriends
you should be like
set for life in this place
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ive been a yoga instructor for a couple weeks now and it is a special kind of hell
i ended up telling my class that i run a silent class so that everyone learns to accept the energies around them and turn off their own
which is fine bc i just have like a slideshow that has the positions and then i do them and then they do them but then the last five minutes of class when they're allowed to talk i realize they are literally the worst people in the world
no marsha im not vegan and i dont think eat hemp hearts is going to improve your inner purity and if you ask one more time im going to shoot you so your soul can be one with the universe
i wanted to try stunt driving but sei said it's too dangerous
he can't stop me from learning to drive tho
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grab their heads and twist until you hear the pop
SUPER relaxing
stunt drive anyway tbh
like does he not know you
you can handle it
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I'm trying to figure out if it's his low-key way of saying it's not good enough for his family (which I doubt he'll ever say but his dad is awful), he knows but he doesn't understand, or he's just a worry wart.
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worked wonders for me
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i'd do it for him if it got that bad
they're like super-rich and powerful enough to put the schnees to shame though so they're so in the public eye i get anxiety thinking about it sometimes but i think it'd be hard to hide something like that
[ ...because that's.. something she might have to deal with someday. emerald doesn't like being the center of attention, thanks. her semblance isn't great in crowds and she won't be able to carry around weapons if she ends up going to Japan. She kind of hopes they just stay here in Prismatica forever, even if she knows that's impractical. ]
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and if he's putting that much stock in his dad's opinion then maybe that's something to consider
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I mean he approved of yoga instructor so it's probably not that i think i'm more worried about it than he isbut he said I can't be his bodyguard because he can't date his bodyguard so I don't know
also no security expert or fighting of any kind basically
he's also a complete worry wart too though so it's probably that
he made me bring an extra pair of clothes in case i got wet on the log flume like that level of worrier so probably right?
[ The pot said about the kettle... ]
are you doing anything for halloween
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it's not his job to babysit you and tell you what you can and can't do
there's gotta be a line, right?
then again
look who you're asking about relationships
maybe don't trust everything i say
slutty vampire costume
nah kidding (maybe)
nothing really planned yet, why?
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I barely have more experience than you so who knows
I have to learn how to drive first anyway so who knows if I'll even get the hang of it well enough to do stunts
I have a custom one I want made, let's go costume shopping sometime.
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you still know how to fight better than most
hell, then being on your A-game would matter more since one wrong move can really ruin everything
so basically him telling you not to do anything with fighting seems stupid
i'm almost afraid to ask
but
what's the costume you want made
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there aren't exactly giant lizard monsters that are going to come out of the ocean and attack japan
so while i'll obviously stay in shape and prepared, i don't need to go putting myself purposely in danger
that makes sense to me
idk its some character chihiro likes with green hair and cat ears
her main outfit is like booty shorts and thigh highs so i'm going to get one of the special event ones because I don't think her shorts can handle my hips without it turning into a thong
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but you do you
[He's going to say that there's no way he feels like going shopping for the outfit that her boyfriend's probably going to get a boner for, but it occurs to him that if he does
he'll see her in the costume before her boyfriend does
and the asshole in him is on board with that idea.]
that sounds really stupid but you know what
why not
maybe i'll find something worth wearing
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practice being bored out of my mind and having to restrain myself from punching idiots
[ why are you like this mercury, this isn't even for seijuro!! it's for the one who doesn't piss you off! ]
ok. lets go later this week. im going to sleep now unless there's anything else.
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tbh
[it doesn't matter, he's a dick, we know this]
nah that's all, just felt like blabbing for a sec
catch you later em
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good night