sarcaskick: (do they got the booty)

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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been here longer than I have. What do you know about the people that got namedropped in the shit-stirring post I threw out there? Just getting a feel for who else isn't a goody-two-shoes type.
sarcaskick: (oh no you didn't)

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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so THAT'S who you got stuck with. Do you know how true any of that stuff about her is? Not for nothing, but it sounded pretty exaggerated to me. And how do you know for sure about Akechi?

Let's see... "explosion boy", that edamame who's supposedly named Zamasu, Leia Organa who is apparently some kind of space terrorist, aaaaaand this chick named Hiyori who can only talk in the third person and claims to have killed hundreds of people.

There are some weird fish in this net.
sarcaskick: (your MOM was phone)

Voice which i totally remember and did not fuck up the text for first

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's not the kind of thing that normally comes up in blind date small talk. "What's your favorite food, what are your hobbies, how many deaths are you personally responsible for?"

... "Murder victim flowers". You're going to have to walk me through that.

Got it, crossing explosion-boy off the invite list. Aaaaaand Leia too. Too bad, space terrorist sounded interesting.

Guess I can try and find things out on my own about the rest.
sarcaskick: (options ARE nice)

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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that an official thing now? Did the threesome help?

... So the robot girl got counted as a "murder" even though she was never alive. Kind of sounds like bullshit to me.

Haven't really decided yet, but if I can find some other people to hang around that aren't desperate to talk about the power of love it would probably keep me from losing my goddamn mind for a little longer.
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Wait, you're serious? You're double-dipping?


[ apparently this takes precedence over everything else, even if the information she gave out has been noted. ]
sarcaskick: (consider the following)

i'm so sorry

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I guess they'd be double-dipping in you, huh?
sarcaskick: (it's funny and you know it)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get to be a cockblock often. It's kinda fun.

... You're cool with that arrangement, though?
sarcaskick: (let's mosey)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really care if it's what Cinder would have done. Cinder wouldn't have cared a bit if she ruined both of their lives.

[ ... To be fair he also wouldn't necessarily care, except for the fact that he knows it would hurt Emerald if that came to pass. ]

If you're alright with it, that's that. Just let me know if one of them crosses a line and I'll stomp their balls into paste.
sarcaskick: (ten minutes into revolution and chill)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an assassin's son, Emerald, and you gave me their names. I can find myself from point A to point B with that.

[ It wouldn't even be that hard - people here were trusting, eager to help. If he posed an innocent question looking for one of the two, he'd have half a dozen volunteers eager to do their good deed for the day by helping him out. ]
sarcaskick: (oh wow gross feelings ewww)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm glad you're happy and all but if I actually see you being all lovey-dovey I think I'm going to stab my eyes out. Not really my thing. Pass.
sarcaskick: (Smell ya later!)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
You really want to risk having my running commentary? They won't be able to get it up and you'll be drier than Vacuo.
sarcaskick: (dirt off yo shoulder)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just sit on top of all three of you. I imagine metal legs resting on someone's head won't feel very cuddly.
sarcaskick: (What... like a puma?)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-04-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Your faith that my meddling will be so easily thwarted is adorable.

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