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Emerald Sustrai ([personal profile] unhappy) wrote2018-09-14 08:59 am
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-02-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess when I really don't care what someone is saying, I can just make their words stop existing. Thought it was pretty handy, but I'm not about to die for it. Guess I'll have to start experimenting. I'm sure she'll be glad to be my guinea pig, since she warned me off of apathy in the first place.

... Are you going to start taking even longer in the bathroom, now? Maybe I should just kill myself after all.
unhappy: (Happy jokes!)

[personal profile] unhappy 2019-02-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope to hear all about it.

[ Please tell her all the ways you're being mean to Ruby, Mercury, it'll make her so happy. ]

I'll let you go first in the morning if you agree to clean the fridge once a month.
sarcaskick: (Smell ya later!)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-02-28 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you know she uses words like "tubular" and thinks "whiggity whack" is actually a cool thing to say? The girl needs to be silenced for the greater good. I'll be a hero.

... Does eating everything in the fridge count as cleaning it?
unhappy: (Those are lies and slander.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2019-02-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of person raises a monster like that?

Sure, if you wipe the shelves down after and let me know to go to the store.
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-02-28 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes a moment to send her the memory of part of the conversation.]

I think you were actually better off with no parents after all. Look what you could have become!

Yeah, yeah. Not like it's ever super full, anyway. Deal.
unhappy: (Cliff everyone.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2019-02-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mercury is probably the only one who could get away with saying something like that. Especially since she's in a decent mood and distracted by Ruby Bloodrose. ]

I'm going to call her Ruby Bloodrose every time I see her from now on. She has to be an implant or something, no one can be that bad.

Deal. Thanks.
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[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-02-28 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's fine, she's also the only one who can probably get away with the occasional dad joke. They both know they've seen some shit.]

Make sure you don't let her forget that she admitted to thinking I'm cool. It's not what she actually meant, but I'm fine with playing dense.
unhappy: (Smug lil shit.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2019-02-28 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She doesn't have to have meant it if she actually said it for me to make fun of her.

[ Gods it's been too long since she's been able to talk shit about people. ]
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