unhappy | @isleofavalon: IC Inbox

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That's it, I'm going to spread knight germs all over you.

I feel like that's the grossest pick-up line I've ever heard.
Aren't you married?
Sir Adultery.

kfkdkgdg. Idiot. That not what I meant and you know it.

I am planning to get married next year tho.

Shouldn't you do it sooner than later? We're in an apocalypse, you know. You wait and you'll get your face melted before you can kiss the bride.

We're both still under eighteen. It would feel weird to get married before we're considered "adults".

Well, I don't have to go to the wedding either way, so if you want to have a skeleton wedding, up to you.

Aww, better scratch you off the bestman list, then.

Your entire speech would be me gagging into the microphone.